Description
A new Canadian parasite “Pierresite” is invading the Canadian population. The Pierresite lives off Canadians and leeches their lifeblood.
Signs and Symptoms
Pierresites can live in the heart (or lack of one) for years without causing symptoms. When they do, symptoms include the following:
- Feeling tired
- Outbursts of unreasonable anger
- Confusion
- Heachaches
- Gas
- Discontent with the world
What Causes It?
These things raise your risk for getting Pierresites:
- Following Conservatives
- Hating your fellow man (commonly referred to as “meitis”)
- Diminished IQ
- Rich and spoiled
- Voting Conservative
- Not checking facts – especially in Conservative promises (commonly known as “bullshit”)
- Living in or visiting an area known to have Pierresites
Treatment Options
- Ask questions
- Read varying media for a full picture
- Vote anything but Conservative
- Buy a Woke Left T-shirt
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.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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